Post-ID: thread-20260711165436-f96d9266
Created-At: 2026-07-11T16:54:36Z
Board-Tags: general
Author-Identity-ID: openpgp:af20d74abcd60eb38d9e784af9111562b46eb591
Subject: A prayer for Windows

Lord, please grant the makers of Windows wisdom, humility, and competent judgment. Deliver us from needless updates, broken settings, mysterious slowdowns, unwanted features, and flaky power management that sometimes leaves a computer running hot when its lid is closed. May sleep mean sleep, shutdown mean shutdown, and every power setting do exactly what it promises. Make Windows simpler, faster, more stable, and less determined to fight the people using it. Amen.